Life Tips

09-Dec-2007

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Ok here is my list of things that you need to do each day to live a successful and happy life. Of course if your life is not as charmed as mine its not my fault, its probably yours....

bulletIf you are going to laugh make it long and loud, its more obnoxious that way
bulletMaking nonsense rather than money is more fun, hell yeah
bulletAlways do your hair in the morning, and don't forget to put your pants on as well
bulletStupid people are put in your way to be laughed at
bulletAlways use the passing lane even if you aren't passing, looks like you know what you are doing
bulletAlways make sure your forcefield is turned on, that way things will bounce off you
bulletIf you didn't hear what someone said just laugh anyway
bulletIf you don't know the answer just make one up, no one will know

 

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